The Steinbrothers: Tweedledumb & Tweedledumber

It took all of about a fortnight for Hank & Hal Steinbrenner, Tweedledumb & Tweedledumber, to jettison their plans to rebuild the new "New York Hankees" around their young arms. They are now commited to paying the luxury tax for another 10 years, as well as fielding a team of ancients that may be sporting AARP jerseys before the All-Star break!